

Michael: What are some of your favorite things to do? Heather: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now. Joshua: Screw that, you think you guys are heroes for killing innocent people? Michael: Well, maybe if the people in our country stopped eating donuts, and started realizing what our government is doing to the world, assholes like them, wouldn't even exist! Michael: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants! Heather: See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking rock. Heather: No way! Joshua: Yeah, it was like a serious cackling. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling. Joshua: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. Are you not scared enough?! Heather: But why you? Heather: Whose shit was thrown around? Whose, specifically? Josh: It's my shit! Heather: Why you? Mike: Let's go, let's go. How would we've, like, just made a campsite in between three piles of rocks, just by coincidence? Josh: Are you seriously fucking positive those weren't there when we set up camp last night? Heather: I am seriously fucking positive these were not here. Heather: Woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago, and there are piles of rocks outside of our tent. Heather: But how do we know it was people? Mike: Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either! The map wasn't doing shit all day! THAT MAP WAS USELESS! THAT MAP WAS USELESS!ĭialogue Mike: What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods, and people are gonna try and come out here and mess with us, then they gotta have something wrong with them, and I'm not gonna play with that.I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record.It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, that's your motivation! That's your motivation! There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us.

There's a witch, and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. … ( She hears an ominous noise) What is that? ( hyperventilates) I’m scared to close my eyes and I’m scared to open them. And it’s all because of me that we’re here now: hungry and cold and hunted. Everything had to be my way and this is where we’ve ended up. Because it was my project and I insisted. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. I am so, so sorry for everything that has happened. ( sobbing) I just want to apologize to Mike’s mom and Josh’s mom and my mom.( screaming, as she catches a glimpse the Blair Witch) OH, MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!.If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!
